The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi 2
Copy episodes make me want to kill whoever came up with this season.
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
It seems we are back for another year with the SOS Brigade. It looks like everyone has either forgotten or put the previous incident out of mind, well everyone except Kyon. So the question is, what psychotic plans and adventures will Haruhi cause to happen this time around?
Season 1 Episode 10
It has FINALLY ended
Yes thank you god the endless eight is FINALLY over. Oh god it is just so wonderful to be out of the perpetual pain that is watching the same episode over and over and over again. I mean seriously, I know Haruhi is an anime known for being weird. But seriously there is only so much any one person can take. However, it is over and the glorious fans service that came with it is done too. Really I think the only point of that arc was to show the Haruhi, Nagato and Asahina in all kinds of different swimsuits.
Which begs the question, if they were only looping the same two weeks why did they not wear the same swimsuit every time? I mean technically speaking whatever swimsuit decision the various female leads made at the beginning of the summer should be the only decision available. Then again they could have just been jumping between universes... yeah that is probably one explanation. Yes it was the same period of time. However, they were just on a different set of previous decisions. After all there is a near infinite set of decisions that can be made for each. Or since females like variety they all the females could have already owned all the various swimsuits. Well that would be confusing after all Nagato only takes the shape of a female. And since she only seems to wear her school uniform it does not make sense that she would have several swimsuits.
Season 1 Episode 6
There are No Clues
God damn it, four, or is it five, episdoes into the who time loop thing and I am officially bored. Seriously the Haruhi cult must be a great deal smaller than I originally thought. Either that or someone is trying to horde all the development money for themselves. Seriously I doubt that there has been any more than one hour of unique dialog in this entire fucking thing. Plus I think they want to test out attention to detail, that or confuse us.
I think this because I cannot figure out what Haruhi wants to make the summer complete. I think they are throwing in signs but I cannot tell. I mean the only obvious sign is an airplane, a paper airplane. That is only seen in episode five. What does Haruhi want to have a paper airplane making contest? God seriously why do they make us suffer. Granted I know that the Haruhi cult love stuff like this but still.
Oh wait I know why, it is because whoever is making Haruhi has no idea where to go from here. The only thing that whoever is making this series can think are different swimsuits to put the characters in. That way they can sell lots of cheaply made figurines for only a few pennies. And all they have to do is paint on a different swimsuit. God why will it not end? Maybe I need to find a translation of the original book. Just so I can figure out what the fuck is going on.
Season 1 Episode 3
Those Lazy Bastards
So what is a good way to save money while making an anime that is not making as much money as you would have hoped? Play the same episode again, and modify a few scenes. And the word modify is used generously here. After all the affects that are being used to modify this episode are very basic. Whats even better set it up so that part of the next episode will be a repeat again.
Yup that is right, use time loops. Cut off our heros from normal space and make them loop over and over and over again. On top of that make them stupid. Why would Haruhi want to loop time like this? Fuck she says so right at the beginning of the last episode. She wants to have the perfect summer. Well obviously she is not getting that. Shit she is not even being her usual self-centered self. She wants input from the peanut gallery. The lack of input would suggest that the summer will not be what she wanted. Or maybe she just wants Kyon to put it in her during the summer. Chances are a summer love would fix this whole time looping thing. Since they are in high school I am sure a good kiss will make that happen. Kyon time to be a man and put out for Haruhi. Then again, why doesn't Haruhi just use her god powers to make Kyon advance on her?