Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka
I will rate this after I am done with other anime and stuff
Pure Moe Nonsense
Man I did not realize that this was still a thing going on... at least I pretend that is the case, it helps me sleep at night when I do not feel like I am somehow responsible for this nonsense that keeps getting spouted out. You know... I wonder when the whole moe thing will blow over. I mean this is just getting old and boring at this point in time. Why do we even bother with this crap? I mean it is getting worse these days. For example, the fact that all the characters are the same.
Now if I were to really drill down, of course they are not all exactly the same. However, pretty much every character has the same personality, habits and flaws as the other. I mean really the only one who stands out is Rize. First off she actually has tits, a feature surprisingly absent from most of these girls. Then again, yet another moe stereotype. You have the one huge booby girl. Lucky for her she is more than just that. She is also a rich, military girl. Which separates her from the rest of the peasants in her actions and thoughts. The rest... well they are the rest. They are all normal by any standard... well stereotype normal.
The other thing that gets me is how incredibly wimpy all these girls are, minus Rize. Most of them cannot be bothered to lift a pencil or do more than walk. I mean geez, come on is it REALLY that hard to apply yourself just a little? I am no fan of the over powered maiden... or male but the only thing that annoys me more is the pathetically weak ones. Which in and of itself is a contradiction. You know with the way you see them zipping around their cafes. However, once they put on those gym clothes they are rendered powerless by the grand power that is the fact that they need to be fragile maidens. Not that there isn't something that could be explored or investigated.
I mean it is not like they pointed out right at the beginning that the ball of fluff is the grandpa owner of the coffee shop. You could have some magical mystical things going on. It does not have to be action packed. Make it a bit of a mystery. Take your time and build to it little by little. No instead we are going to have all the girls skip and jump and be cute and weak and everything that we think the perfect girl should be. We will just occasionally have the bunny talk to remind us that he is in fact a human being still. Not that we will tie it into any major plot points or anything like that. No we will just let it hang there like the guy who farted in the elevator.
Why are they making the same mistake that K-On made? I mean really K-On did this exact same thing in Season two. They just had the girls be cute and nothing else. K-On season one was awesome because it had the music and the whole band thing. This anime could be more awesome if the whole coffee shop thing was more a part of their life. Yes it was really interesting seeing about Latte art and all that kind of stuff. I mean throw me a bone her god knows the characters are not drawn to... uhh never mind... anyway... there could be so much more going on. Instead we waste away in the horrible land of innocent girls who are going to have horrid things done to them in the doujinshi that will come out soon.
So yeah this is just all moe and nothing else. I do not understand what it is about moe. Yes it was a neat idea... but this whole wasting away thing is just getting old. Carefree school days about nothing. I mean the girls cannot date.. they cannot feel pain or misery. They just bask in the light of being born super hot and never having any problems. I mean why not make an anime about me? You could easily make me a bit cuter and fill my day with nonsense as I waste away alone with my cat in my apartment. That would be interesting you know like that movie about a guy who's entire life was just a TV show... what was that called again? I do not know, this is one of those fun annoying things that we all have to suffer through and I hope that this one dies like the rest of the attempts at selling underage girls in every fetish known to man.