Kenzen Robo Daimidaler
I will rate this after I am done with other anime and stuff
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
Some time a couple of years ago earth was visited by an alien empire, the Penguin Empire. The Penguin Empire greeted the earth with their time honored tradition of the front tail dance. Which traumatized all sorts of diplomats and stuff and sparked a war from some reason. The Penguins attacked trying to take Earth's Hi-EROs energy.
Madanbashi Kouichi is your average healthy young high school lad. He gets in fights, and is obsessed with boobs. All of these many attributes allow him to become the pilot of Daimdaler, the only machine capable of fighting the Penguins Empire. This is all thanks to his naturally high Hi-EROS energy. Which he activates by fondling the boobs of females. Lucky for him the Penguins are a few cans short of a six pack, like him.
Season 1 Episode 5
The Greatest Last Words Ever
You know, it takes a real man to make sure the last thing that you ever say about the female you are with is what was said in this episode. Such a wonderful truth, he went out as manly as he possibly could. Not that usual garbage that most anime does where there are other emotions involved. Kouichi is truly a man among men. He did not fall prey to the usual boring nonsense of having feelings that stretch out beyond his dick. No he was truly a man. No matter what that idiot female decided to hear.
This is an excellent episode of to demonstrate selective female hearing. I mean geez, the first time around Kouichi just took a small breath he barely paused. Kyouko just heard the one world "love" and suddenly her brain was turned off. I mean wow, that was faster than most females. Well at least it did not have the usual overtone where the main character gets smacked for thinking about something other than what the female wants him too. Well let's see how this all plays out. This is not the first time an anime has had something like this happen.
Season 1 Episode 7
Interesting... I think...
Well I am glad that the female is the one with the uncontrollable sex power this time around. Man that would have been annoying if it was the guy again. I guess this anime is kind of progressive in that matter. Granted it has taken a bit of a turn for the annoying with all the sudden lose of cloths.
I know this anime was written by the guy who wrote one of my other favorite anime, Highschool DxD, but still. At least in that anime when the girls had to suddenly be naked it was the result of their clothing being blown off. Not them just wanting to show off their sexy body so they decided it was necessary to take off their cloths. I mean geez... this guy had a chance to keep up his reputation and ruins it with nonsense like this... well whatever I guess that was bound to happen sooner or later. Anime writers seem to bet getting lazier with their clever actions once they make it big.
Season 1 Episode 8
Alright Then, Tit Battle Start
You know... I do not know what to make of this particular episode... I am just at a loss again. I mean I want to make sense of it and make it seem like it is something that is not completely absurd and stupid... but at the same time I cannot do that. I mean I guess since they are females their whole dick measuring battle was kind of... I don't know.. amusing.. but still really? We are going to waste 22 minutes of my life on this nonsense?
You know I get it that this is a fan service anime... but this is just stupid. I mean really, why is it so freaking stupid that they have to do nonsense like this? They waste a tone of time with all these little puns and jokes and all this other nonsense.. then they force a story into the whole thing. I mean it really just makes me annoyed more than anything. I guess you have to force that kind of thing in there... still why can't they just stop trying with the story. The goofy nature of the show is pretty interesting on its own. It is not like it has to be off the wall for it to be funny or entertaining. Well whatever, I guess when you make one good anime the rest will suck because you are a known industry figure.
Season 1 Episode 2
Man Card Revoked
Okay, you know... what kind of straight male does not want to fly a giant robot that is powered by you while you are feeling a girl up? I mean geez... what the hell is going on here? I have revoked Kouichi's man card. I mean any man who wants to be "Normal" instead of blowing crap up in a giant robot that gets its power for him getting turned on is clearly not a man..... I mean yeah if Kouichi was a chick... whatever.. but he is not a chick. Ugh..... I really hate it when that happens... He can trade places with me. I would do his job in a heart beat. I would just have to confirm two things: Pilot giant robot, feel boobs... check and check... I do not care what I am doing I am in.
Season 1 Episode 4
Yeah I Could See That
You know I could totally see our species going to war over something stupid like that.. is that really sad or what...? I mean geez are you kidding me... we did not even take the time to confirm that these were in fact front tails before we decided that they were out to get us? Yeah it is a little weird.. but geez do we really have that dirty of a mind that we would invite war with a clearly superior race? Oh well, I guess that is life you know I do not get much choice in the matter.