School clubs are a place for bonding and character growth... or something, I am not sure. Anyway, the glasses club is dedicated to showing the world the greatness of glasses. Not their amazing power to fix your vision so you are not so incredibly blind you are a hazard to yourself. Nor their power as a fashion accessory, though those are great points about glasses we should all keep in mind. No the glasses club strives for something more, something deeper. That of course being the pursuit of authentic X-Ray Glasses which will allow them to see naked girls wherever they go.