Date a Live
I will rate this after I am done with other anime and stuff
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
One day you are just an average high school guy who lives a.. I guess normal life. You have all sorts of friends and you have your sister. Everything seems to be just fine. Well that is until one day when a spacequake happens downtown. For some foolish reason you believe that your sister is going to keep her promise to show up for the family meal regardless of the circumstances. Her GPS even says so. So like an idiot you rush out and see if she is there and if you can get her to come to shelter, only the spacequake happens and you are kind of... well screwed.
Luckily the shockwave from the quake knocks you back only to show a girl. Now suddenly your life has changed. Not only do you learn the government knows more about the spacequakes then they let on. You learn that your sister is actually just playing a role and your classmates are all part of some kind of secret elite group to fight these spirits. Then you learn that you get to try to save the world by seducing the princess who appears every time a spacequake happens.
Season 2 Episode 8
Things That Seem Obvious
Thus another pointless epic battle begins for something or other. You know I always wonder exactly how these agencies manage to keep this crap under wraps. I guess those spatial quake alarms come in handy. I guess if you put everyone into reinforced bunkers underground you can do a lot more damage and people will not question it because those sort of things have always looked like huge explosions all over the place. Oh well, I guess that is part of the charm of the show I guess, the epic fights of girls in leotards.
I do find it funny how in most anime like these ones the females outfit has to be sexy. I am pretty sure I am rehashing this subject, but I just am so very amused by the fact that the females have to be sexy while they fight. You know I have never really understood that. You would think that a super tight leotard that only covers the important bits would be a bad idea in a gun fight but that is just me. Then again, that is almost as great as the stealth skills that come into play.
You would think that Shido and Miku could you know... pretend like they are trying to sneak into this base to save Tokha. I mean really what the hell... I guess this is why Soild Snake always works alone. You know because if you have a female bitching at you the entire time it is bound to get rather annoying and that can lead to other problems. I mean geez, you would think that they could keep their voices down. It is not like they are in an enemy lair with thousands of heavily armed commandos after them. Now they are just going for a walk in the park to vent out the sexual tension that is there. Ugh man sometimes anime like this kills me. Oh well, at least it has something of a plot unlike other anime like this.
Season 2 Episode 7
It is Ruined
You know the extra three girls who were lucky enough to get a set of names besides being background characters. Those ones I praised for being cute and original early on in the series. What happened to them? Yes two are still doing okay, it is number 3 who actually made the group a cute funny extra idea that sucks now. There was a time when her saying her little catchphrase "That's So Lame" actually applied to the context of the situation. Which was what made the group so cool at the end of the day. With just a few minutes of her having to say her catchphrase the writers have ruined her and made life suck a bit more... why do writers always ruin good things?
Season 2 Episode 3
More Lameness
Normally I see crap like this coming. I mean it seems that in Japan if you hate someone a great deal you seem to love them more than life itself. Why is everyone such a group of wimps? I have always wondered why in Anime you cannot hate someone because they suck at life? Really why is it that we cannot hate someone because they are just crappy people? No of course not if you have the capacity to remember them you clearly have some kind of feeling or sentiment towards them. Yes that is called hatred, People are more than capable of remembering those who they hate and are more than capable of remembering those people. It just sucks that anime always turns out like that. There is some kind of reconciliation at the end and no one gets hurt... it is so very boring and lame.
Season 1 Episode 8
Teleportation Eh?
When I watch this episode I think, this is brilliant, the author stole one of the oldest sitcom or cartoon ideas in the book, dating more than one girl at the same time. Even better they made it so that it would be impossible for the girls to meet up. Of course they have a magical tool that no one else has, a teleporter. Man think of the crap you could pull if you had a teleporter. I mean you could appear like you are at work, but not be at work. I mean all you have to do is be at your desk enough for someone to see you. I do like how they keep with the themes in this show.
I have to say I am most impressed with how they keep the trio of three, and the one who has the same line over and over again. I mean that takes some effort to write a character who just says one thing over and over again. Then again, maybe it is not that impressive. I mean what exactly would be hard about it. You just have to make sure that she is the last person who says anything. Well either way it is hilarious to watch still.
Season 1 Episode 4
Jealousy is Annoying
You know I will never understand why girls minds are always in the gutter. I mean holy crap, Tokha is just being at bitch at this point. I mean yeah you know the guy has a job to do and he is trying to help people out. However, then she PMSes all over him and ruins his fun. I mean granted our hero should be a bit more aware of the fact that when he dumps her it might literally be the end of the world, but.. you know.. sometimes you have to take that chance to get the harem ending.
Season 1 Episode 2
Female Portrayl
You know I love how females can be portrayed in the world of anime. Especially those that are on the verge of 30. You know I have always wondered why there are never any new fresh teachers at the school? I mean it always seems like teaching is the job of the teachers who are unable to get any. Maybe that is just me, but why the hell is it that whenever a teacher is no you know, retired or something. It is always some female right on the edge of her sexual prime? It is even funnier how easily these females fall for the term "Marriage". I guess I just have to be female, and a part of Japanese culture to understand.