Zero no Tsukaima
I will rate this after I am done with other anime and stuff
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
I have yet to write this... because I am lazy or something
One day you are just trying to live your life and pay for repairs on your laptop. The next time you wake up with a girl who is like a boy... you know the missing of the boobies. Add the fact that she is really mean an bitchy. They you are told you are her slave and everyone treats you like dirt. Hmmm what a life that would be. You know because you get a talking sword too.
Season 2 Episode 6
Damn The Queen Is Good
You know it is kind of weird and worrisome that the queen is so very good at this spy stuff. I mean seriously, she knew exactly what she had to do to get passed over. It was kind of funny watching her squeeze into Louise's cloths. Either way I think that she did go a bit overboard. However, we all know she has a crush on Kaito. Ever since he kissed her. That was kind of hilarious. Oh well either way it was kind of hilarious how good she was at the quick thinking.
Season 2 Episode 12
The End I Guess
You know I really hate it when this kind of stuff happens. I will say that it is not like this was a poorly written series. It is not like the last couple of episodes felt too crammed. However, it is not like the last couple of episodes were not crammed. Really there was a lot of forcing of pointless stuff into it. I mean for starters there was the fan service.
Now I am not 100% sure if there is any symbolism with the fan service... but why was Louise the cat.... >_>... not a spoiler really. Anyway why was she no the bunny? Then again I guess bunnies are best known for being uhh hyper-active... that is what I will say. Hyper-active, and well a nice symbol for that kind of activity within humans are nice big boobies. Granted I do feel like Siesta could have used a little more tact... it was kind of random having her just throw on the costume.
Eh oh well, not a terribly confusing end to a series... but not a real satisfying one either to be honest. They could have easily made this one go out for another 8 episodes minimum. I mean this arch is not exactly a short set of things. There could have been the siege and more to the escape... but I digress... it was not like some other series I have watched.
Season 2 Episode 9
Saw It Coming
I wonder if that was intentional. It is not hard to figure out who this snake of flame is. I mean seriously, things became pretty obvious after about... well the middle of episode 8. I mean I was not 100% sure at the end of episode 8 but still I was pretty close to convinced of who this guy was. It is kind of sad though. Oh well, you have that whole plot device crap with the revenge. God I hate stupid people who just sort of lose their mind and become useless. I mean she was pretty useless to begin with... but eh whatever.
Season 2 Episode 1
Bitch Move
You know, Louise seems to be really good at the whole bitch move sort of thing. Seriously tricking poor Saito into wearing those glasses that determine he is being perverted? What the hell is wrong with her? After all, that is just how guys are. Then again, she does not understand that. Gah, this stuff is stupid sometimes. However, I would not put it past any other woman to do this kind of thing.
Worst of all now she is even worse about how she abuses her magic. I mean at least before hand she avoided using magic. However, now she is seems to have figured out how to blow up poor Saito all the time. You think the school would have done something about that. Nah, that would be too much work. After all, Saito is property in the most literal sense of the word.
Season 2 Episode 3
I See Where She Gets It
Is it just me or is Louise's family extra bitchy. I mean the only one who seems to be nice is chi-nee-sama. I cannot remember her name and am too lazy to look it up. The rest of her family just seems to be on a constant PMS route. Seriously, why is that? I would say small chest syndrome... but Louise and The other sister are the only ones with small chests. Hmm oh well, at least this is a case of Nurture. I mean who else could nurture such hostile feelings and attitudes within another person? Still that is kind of funny though.
Season 2 Episode 5
The Mystery
Here is a surprise, a mystery episode. Granted if you do not pick up on all the clues right at the beginning you won't be able to solve the mystery. However, it is there and can be solved now that I think about it. All the very nice and subtle clues. A bit too subtle for my tastes, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
Season 1 Episode 1
The Magical Power To Blow Things Up
You know it is kind of an odd thing, by any standard, to only be able to blow things up. I mean seriously, why don't people think more about this? After all, yes it is ok to suck and struggle. However, when you clearly have some kind of power and are never succeed you have to wonder what happened. Plus then things just stop making sense.
For instance Saito getting the ability to speak the language. When did that happen? How do you go from a mute spell to a translator spell? I just do not get it to be honest. This is just one of those really weird animes. However, I guess it is really popular.
Season 1 Episode 4
Using the Maid
I have to wonder if there is really any such thing in this world as a promotion for the commoners. I mean they are all pretty much treated like trash. So how exactly is a maid getting called out to go work for some new guy a promotion? I mean seriously, is anyone really that surprised at what she was being taken to do? Oh well, at least the show is not too annoying about it. You know you have the famous familiar commoner... eh you know I think that his fame is a little over played.
Season 1 Episode 6
I am Not Surprised
You know it was funny. I had figured out who our thief was a whole episode ago. This is a magical world after all so cheap little disguises like that are not that hard to make right? I guess everyone else could have been surprised about it. However, when someone makes a great artist rendering of a suspect without even seeing them. I highly doubt that is a coincidence. They again I guess some people could have been surprised by the turn of events. It is not like everyone can put two and two together. Maybe I just guessed... I don't know.
Season 1 Episode 7
Undercover
Wow Louise is retarded to say the least. I do not really understand her. I mean she is supposed to pretend to be a commoner so that she can uncover these corruptions. Yet... she is mad about having to pretend to be one? Seriously is she that stupid that she has to think that pretending to be a commoner is below her? I mean her best buddy the princess asked for her help. Surely she can learn to put on a better act than that.
This episode has a kind of Irony to it as well. I mean Louise is just as full of herself as any of the people she is trying to expose. Then again I guess violently beating your familiar for not doing your laundry correctly, talking to another girl, or just because you are bored is not as bad as using a person for sex right? Although what with the whole love triangle thing I would not be surprised if Louise starts to have those urges. Then again, there is that nice double standard of what is allowed for Women V Men.
Season 1 Episode 9
Really?
So I have to wonder about Siesta. I mean she is going out of her way to make it seem like Saito is lying to her. I mean, is she incapable of thought? Louise goes from mercilessly beating and starving Saito to being all hyper lovey-dovey as they call it in Japan. I mean, did she not find that a little odd? I guess not because all women are innocent and can always read between the lines.
Season 1 Episode 11
Again Not Surprised
It is kind of funny how I knew who the villain was in this episode too. Granted they tried to hide it a little bit. However, it is not like there are many other guys with long, flowing, hair. One just suddenly appears and is supposed to be the good guy? This is kind of funny, and annoying but funny. Oh well, you can never have too many surprises.