So like any psychopath who sits around and spends his free time writing reviews about anime in the hopes that someone will see them. I think I need to do something obnoxious. So today I am going to create my own holiday. Though I am not sure what to call it. You see it is a long holiday name. That is a problem. The holiday name is "Pee Like The Other Gender Day". For those of you who are dull witted. That means if you are a man, pee sitting down, and if you are girl pee standing up. However, like I said the name is too long.

It is not your simple "Friendship day" or "Cat Appreciation Day". No mine is a complete sentence. However, how do I get that across? The who objective of a holiday is to keep it simple. That way people do not have to waste a lot of time saying the name. I guess that is why religions made up names for all their holidays. It is kind of like playing Wheel of Fortune. I write down eight consonants then stick one or two random vowels in there and I have a brand new holiday. Maybe that is what I should do. Lets start off with another common naming convention, Acronyms.

So if you are a nazi about things like acronyms I think the rule states you can skip small words like is and the. So lets see here... PLTOG Day... but it I take out the... it becomes PLOG Day. Yes Plog day I like the name. People just have to squeeze in the. Nothing big there right? We take advantage of our vauge rules all the time. I mean hell if there was an x somewhere in the words I would be much more likely to exploit it to make the name look cool.

So there you go it is time for us all to enjoy PLOG day. Girls grab your funnels and boys get ready to relax. Time to pretend you are the other way around today. I swear this is no just because one day I felt lazy and did not feel like standing to pee. Granted... now that I think about it. the process of taking off my pants was more cumbersome than actually wipping it out... hmmm...