So while I am killing... hmm 2 hours here right now. It has been a while since I last traveled so I figured I would post the many random thoughts that I have going through my head. Many funny thoughts that will get me put on the traveler watch list. So let us being.

So through out the airport they like to remind people to not leave baggage unattended. Yeah it is not like I would be stupid enough to carry a laptop or any other really expensive stuff in there. No I just have the necessities. You know clothing.. and I guess sex toys? I do not know know. Then they go as far to remind people that unattended baggage will be confiscated.

This brings up a new question in my head. Who will the baggage be confiscated from? It very well could mean that the bags will be confiscated by airport security. However, I have a feeling that another person might get to it first. You know that guy over there. He or she sees a laptop bag. They think, "OH YEAH EBAY/Craigslist". I honestly do not know why the airport does not call it like it is? You know by saying, if you are dumb enough to leave your bags lying around you shit will be stolen and we will not care. Because we all know airport security is very trustworthy right? They are the best people around? It is not like they need that extra $500 to $2000 of extra money that selling stolen stuff would bring in right?

Speaking of security I did notice that not much had changed. The only thing is the amateur nude photo that is taken. You know I wonder what kind of person takes that job. I mean I know there are guys who thing "I'm gonna see boobies all day" However, do they really know what they are in for? It is not like successful models travel on the regular airlines right? Not to mention that it is not like hot college coeds are traveling all the time. You know, I wonder if that desensitizes you to boobies. I wonder if being the guy who looks at those pictures ruins marriages. After all, the mystery of seeing boobies is lost when that happens. Plus I love the little reassurance video that is sent out there. Telling you that no one sees the photos or anything like that. Yeah those are hilarious too. All photos are deleted. However it is not like they cannot be saved. In the land of Innocent until proven guilty. If we delete that photo of a guy with plastic explosives shoved up his ass. Then how will we put him in jail?

Last let me send a special shout out to United Airlines. Those greedy corporate mother fucks need to be put under control. You see, they decided to gamble and over sold my flight. It is not like I have anything important going on right? So I almost had to stay at home for an extra of seven hours. I guess they try to be generous. I mean I would have received a $1300 check if I had stayed back... but I wanted to get to my job interview with more than 5 hours of sleep.

Thus concludes my thoughts of the airport. People wonder why I do not travel. Maybe they black out all these annoying things. Even the being crammed into a plane with a bunch of smelly other people. For what exactly, this trip has caused me several times more stress than work does. Keep in mind I did not pay on cent for this trip. However, I digress, once I get my new car, maybe I will just drive everywhere?