So I had a brilliant idea last week during a meeting. The company was going on about compost or something environmentally healthy. When it dawned on me. You know how we could get to space faster? If we destroy this planet now. I mean after all if our species is in dire need of a new planet to live on. Then we will have far more incentive to create FTL travel. After all, the rich are the ones who control the development of society.

Let us remember there is no one more narcissistic than a rich person. So we need to threaten their lives. Not in the usual stalker ways. But in the ways that they cannot prevent. If there was a global apocalypse coming then they would have to pony up the cash. You see it is simple logic. The only thing worse than not being rich, is to be dead. I cannot believe no one thought of this sooner.

Plenty of people hate the upper 1%. For some reason though we do not band together and make them pay for the stuff we need. I am not talking about killing our usual peasant uprisings. No we need to be smarter about this. That way they get tricked into giving us want we want. That way we are not too horribly the bad guys right?

So I say stop recycling and start putting everything in the landfill. After all, if the planet cannot sustain us. Then we have to get off it and destroy another planet. We have all the ideas and theory on how to do the recycling. So why not put that in a folder. Get to another planet and then start recycling?