A Thanksgiving Post
Ok that is it, I quit Thanksgiving. I mean I have always hated this holiday, a holiday where you have to spend time with you family. It has always been bad, I have to stand around with people I barely know for several hours. It was always bad I had to go somewhere and pretend to know or care about what was going on. Then I would eat, which was always nice food is good. But then I wanted to leave, but I never could. You see they are assholes, the family, and want to stick around and talk more mindlessly about their existence. I guess as I got older I was supposed to enjoy it or something. I didn't it always sucked no matter what I did. But I officially quit this stupid mother fucking tradition.
You see it is until you cook your own Thanksgiving dinner that you realize the true sucky nature of the day. I was just cooking for one person, I wanted to do everything right... well I wanted to go through the motions. Hours later my feet are covered with what I think is some fluid secreted from the cooked turkey and my apartment smells terrible. Plus I now have a few days worth of food to consume before it all goes bad. This holiday truly sucks in so many ways.
Anyway this is my notice, next year I am merely acknowledging thanks giving to get a day off. Because in all reality that is all this holiday is good for, do not have to go to work. And even that did not work out for me. Stupid company and outsourcing to international companies who do not have a holiday. Anyway, thanksgiving can suck my balls. I hope that something terrible happens and erases this holiday for good.