Mens Clubs In The Good Old Days
When I say good old days I mean any time before the mid-70's. Back when mens clubs were for men. Back before women decided that men only clubs were wrong. You know something about women being as good as men. Ah yes the time when there were clubs for men. I think one still exists. I noticed them on the way into work this morning. The Shriners are in town for some kind of convention. You want to know how I can tell this is a mens club? It is not just because I have yet to see a man under the age of 45. Nor is it the fact that I have not seen someone with a full set of hair. Nope, the reason why I know this is a mens club, is because of the funny hats.
Yes, the true symbol of a real mens club. You have to wear some obnoxious on your head. Is there anything more manly than wearing something stupid on your head? Seriously, I cannot think of anything more manly myself. I love being a man. Because we can get away with looking like idiots and form it into a nation wide club. Where we are all bonded by our hats. Sure I could be an anti-Semitic homosexual, and you could be a wife-beating gun nut, but we are bonded by our hats.
I think we can do this because men are more likely to go bald. Our hair falls out, this makes us look like idiots. So we need to cover it up. If we are all wearing hats we can at least pretend like we all have hair right? Or am I missing something. I know men like to look like idiots in groups. I think it is baldness though. I think that going around as a cue ball is a recent fashion thing. It comes after this club was invented.
Maybe one day will come when enough people know about this site that I can make an obnoxious hat. Yes that would be nice. Then I could sell them to you guys, and I could know who my readers are. Then again I suck at designing things. Anyway, summer animes are starting up. I will make sure to post a list this time around.