<_< I have not really been looking at my stats recently. I know there are more massive dry spells than not. >_> So I decide to just know that I am making analytics. Sometimes I like to pretend and wonder why no one comes to my site. You know aside from the fact that I do not advertise my site all that much... or really post something very often. Aside from the technical stuff, there are probably other reasons... so let me see if I can figure them out. I think the first one is there is too much reading.

I tend to forget that I am too lazy to read most of the in depth reviews provided by most people. So why would anyone read my reviews. In this day and age where writing is something that is seen as... well I am not sure. Anyway, it has made reading a miserable experience. I mean why actually use my eyes and mind when I can just look at a video or picture? I lack the narcissism needed to really be one of the video bloggers on Youtube or one of these various picture whores. You know the ones who throw in pictures into their blogs. After all drawing requires talent and I lack talent in that regard. Even if pictures can make a story even more hilarious or sexy.

I think that is another problem, I lack sexy. Well I believe that I lack sexy, people have told me otherwise. However, I am pretty sure they are lying. Anyway, yes I lack sexy. I mean I guess there can be sexy guys. However, in a male dominated interest group I lack the preferred sexy, being a female. Not just any female either, a hot female. The kind of female you want see naked. Well that or the kind of female who you are willing to see naked long enough to motorboat their obnoxiously sized boobs. I think that is where I fall short. After I think the world has proven to us that sexy females are where it is at. At least I have never seen any male net idols who are dubbed as sexy. I think it has something to do with our virgin sacrifice history as a species. After all, only the prettiest of females were dubbed good enough to die for the gods right?

Where was I going with this... ummm O.O Oh yeah that is right. I lack a pretty website. I mean I could have one, after all I work for a web company. I could take lessons learned from all the creative people we have. However, I am just too lazy to put forth the effort needed to make the millions of images that most websites have. I am also too lazy to fully explore CSS. Ah yes CSS, you are the bane of my existence. For I understand you, but do not. Meh whatever, I am a programmer. I am not doing this for the making things look pretty award... then again maybe I should.

Anyway, it is a good thing I am not one of those crazy people who thinks they can do this kind of a thing for a living. Then again.. maybe I would see more traffic if I was actually trying. Meh whatever, I need to wait until I am actually funny before people really need to see this site. Until then I am just fine having people find me on odd google searches. That generally involve the words pedophile, lesbian, anime... ummm yeah stuff like that.