So I could bore everyone with another post about my generic progress on the site. However, I will summarize it. Basically I am working as fast as I can. My main problems appear when trying to figure out the best logic for figuring out what page I am on. This leads to frustration and frustration leads to me taking long breaks. Anyway, I am making things to complicated... and I am behind on my reviews... shit.

Anyway back to the title of the post. Most will find this title to at least be interesting in some way shape or form. Over the past few years I have noticed a few things about being an anime fan. They are just a few generic laws that I have found to be true. So then the first has been brought on by a co-worker. Recently she asked me how my trip to Anime Vegas went, followed quickly by the usual female question, when they know a male is single, "Did you meet any cute anime girls?". Thus we bring ourselves to the first law, Any female, who is into anime, that a male would be into is with her boyfriend or is at the stage in life that is before jail bait... or are they all jail bait when they are under 18?. Anyone who has watched anime knows that this is the truth. It just is you see human beings in general just like attractive females. So by the laws of existence an attractive female can easily socialize regardless of her hobbies. That is because they learn to balance being around people and having hobbies and learn to charm everyone one around them into tolerating anime. And since they are socially normal, it only serves that they would have no trouble selecting a mate.

Now another theory I have, that I am not sure is true due to my lack of interaction with females, is that all these females boyfriends hate anime. I this is only a theory because.. well lets face it have you see these guys at anime conventions? Seriously these males are the shining example of what bored and annoyed looks like. But sadly they are grasped by the whims of their dicks. I always enjoy watching their suffering too. Because most anime females have a cosplay fetish, and they want to be a pair. So to add insult to injury the boyfriend is forced to cosplay. So at least I get some amusement out of it... then again most are pretty good at faking a good time.

Next law many anime people do not shower. While most people will say "Yeah we know" sadly you do not. You see most anime fans, males in particular, are exiled from society. So most people just avoide them for one reason or another. So this being the case most anime males choose stop caring about what is going on around them. Their lives consist of watching anime and that is it. So with lack of respect of others around them most males only shower when it is apparent, to them, that they need to shower.

So finally, there is the final law of anime males. Anime males as far as I have seen are pretty easy to keep happy. We learn to just accept things.. if you will. You see in the beginning of our fandom there is so much out there so much good stuff to watch. But slowly that good stuff peeters off and soon what we know is good is gone. And thus we are cast into the realms of just accepting what is there. As most know Anime is VERY expensive so most of us want to believe that our investment is not a waste. Then there is the other thing that most who read this were thinking, females. Well it is true, over time those males learn that they are not the cream of the crop. So they eventually have to take whatever is there. I mean there are a lot of males out there who are anime males who have wives. But seriously have you seen them? Really... come on... all anime males brains have been warped so it is VERY easy to tell a hot female from a not hot one. I know that most anime males just thing "Well this virginity is not going to lose itself"

Ok so I cannot speak for everyone, we all have our own perceptions of the world, but I have a website and am willing to post mine on here. Therefore I am right and you are not. It is as plan and simple as that, has Wikipedia taught the world nothing?